Zestra Helps You Get Over the Hump: Week 3

Posted 1:49 pm, November 22nd, 2011 by Zestra News

With Thanksgiving hot on our tails, we’ve decided to adjust our Hump accordingly. Tuesday is the new Wednesday! And before you gorge yourself on turkey and fall asleep to your favorite football game, we wanted to take this opportunity to get in some pre-Turkey Day sex info.

Happy smiling mature couple

The most EXCITING item of the week is the launch of the Zestra Glide into the Holidays Contest where you can enter to win a $500 Visa Gift Card. Zestra Glide is a sensational new water-based lubricant designed specifically to work with Zestra arousal oil. It will be available for purchase in early December.

To get the word out about Glide, we are offering tons of opportunities to enter our contest (even multiple entries per person)! And the more entries, the more winners: Zestra will give out an additional $500 Visa Gift Card for every 1,000 entries (rules here). Spread the word!

We’re pretty sure everyone could use an extra $500… Unfortunately, those of us who work at Zestra can’t enter… but that didn’t keep us from dreaming. We decided to share some flame-fanning suggestions for the impending winner.

Spa weekend

Spa weekend picture

One word: MASSAGES! Enjoy an overnight stay at a spa hotel and you’ll never have to leave your robe!

Limo to private dinner for two


Feel like you’re out of town, in town. Rent a stretch limo then head to your favorite fancy restaurant. Bonus points for dressing up.

Let’s get it on romance basket

Champagne cork

Champagne, strawberries, chocolate, a trip to your favorite erotic store… and don’t forget the Zestra!

Romancing the Movies

Doctor Zhivago poster

Buy out the Best Buy romance department – think “Doctor Zhivago,” “Out of Africa,” “The English Patient,” “Brief Encounter,” “The Notebook”… and remember to snag a Blu-ray to play them on.



You can buy about 6 dozen (72!) premium roses from FTD – and probably 15 dozen from your local grocery store.

But you can do anything with your gift card – $500 is just sexy, period.

So remember to enter! Contest closes Dec. 2.

Video of the Week:

You may know Eva Longoria from “Desperate Housewives,” but have you seen her in night vision? Check out Ms. Longoria’s sex tape spoof below.

Sexy Quotes from Sexy People—

John Barrymore Headshot

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” –John Barrymore
“Sex. In America, an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact.” –Marlene Dietrich
“Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.” –Aldous Huxley

Sex tip of the week:

Get hot in the kitchen!
Jump-start your libido with sex in a new location. Kitchens are already associated with one type of pleasure, why not add another?

Sex in kitchen

1.) Plan ahead. If your kitchen floor is hardwood or linoleum (as most are), padding may prove necessary. (Nobody likes a frostbitten butt!)
2.) Remember that whatever you spill, you have to clean up.
3.) If you have kids, be sure they’re not in danger of needing a midnight cookie.

For more sensual pointers, check out the Mickey Rourke-Kim Basinger film “Nine ½ Weeks” or the lust-inducing recipes in “The Joy of Cooking.”

The results of last week’s Facebook poll

Question: If I saw my high school crush today, I would:
A. Rejoice that I look way better than them. 36%
B. Tell them the crush is still alive and well. 18%
C. Ask about the spouse. 27%
D. Walk the other way. 18%

Check out our Facebook page to vote on this week’s poll: “Sexting is…” Results will be published next week!

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65 Responses to “Zestra Helps You Get Over the Hump: Week 3”

  1. Susan Smith says:

    I would buy Christmas gifts

  2. Nadine L says:

    I would use the money to buy all the ingredients for a big family Xmas Dinner we are having and a few gifts for the kids who are coming

  3. Bobbie Boyens says:

    If I won $500 I would finish buying our son’s graduation pictures & take my husband on a staycation.

  4. phillip stacy says:

    holiday charity

  5. Lisa Garner says:

    I would love to use the gift card to buy a new computer for my children.

  6. If I won $500 I would spent it on gifts for my kids for chirstmas. we sure could use it right now.

  7. Tara Woods says:

    I would take my four nieces on a girls day out.

  8. Happi Shopr says:

    I would use part of it to pay off debt and the rest for Christmas gifts.

  9. Angela Cisco says:

    I would blow it Christmas shopping and have fun doing it too!

  10. addrienne mertens says:

    i would get a TV for my bedroom!

  11. Rosey says:

    Whew, just like everyone else we’re way backed up now because we’re buying for friends and loved ones (which we love, but like I said ‘whew!’), so I’d use it to load the cupboards and pantry with items for guests who will be coming and going throughout the beginning of the New Year (entertaining gets expensive!). Thanks for the giveaway!

  12. julieh says:

    i’d take hubby out for a romantic dinner

  13. JoAnn F. says:

    I would use it to buy my mother something for her birthday and Christmas.
    jofo120 at yahoo dot com

  14. James F says:

    I would buy my wife some lovely jewelry and take her away for the weekend, as an apology for the really dumb thing I did to her.

  15. Roxann says:

    If I won , I would spend it on Christmas gifts for my family.

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