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Zestra Helps You Get Over the Hump: Week 4

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Posted 8:30 am, November 30th, 2011

by Zestra News

OK, folks, you’ve had your day of stuffing the stuffing – now it’s nose-to-the-grindstone time until the primo (read: “GIFTS!”) holidays. But fear not! Zestra is here to help you through the pre-Hanukkah-Christmas-Kwanza-Winter Solstice-Festivus doldrums! Without further ado—this week’s Hump Day, chockfull of bizarre dating videos, a pair of loving sexperts and the results of last week’s poll!

Videos of the Week:

For those of you making a dating profile video, do NOT copy Trudy Wiegel of Reno 911!

RENO 911!
Date a Cop – Trudy Wiegel
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Lt. Jim Dangle’s Sex Tape Terry Time Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant Review RENO 911! Porn Parody

Or her pal Frank Rizzo…

RENO 911!
Date a Cop – Frank Rizzo
www.comedycentral.com
Lt. Jim Dangle’s Sex Tape Terry Time Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant Review RENO 911! Porn Parody

Raineesha may have a point on the good credit:

RENO 911!
Date a Cop – Raineesha Williams
www.comedycentral.com
Lt. Jim Dangle’s Sex Tape Terry Time Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant Review RENO 911! Porn Parody

Sexy Quotes from Sexy People–

Rodney Dangerfield

“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” –Rodney Dangerfield
“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” –Hunter S. Thompson
“Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.” –Karl Marx

Sexperts of the Week – Judith Claire and Frank Wiegers

Frank Wiegers Judith Claire

Judith Claire and Frank Wiegers are married relationship and sexuality experts based out of Santa Monica, CA. Judith, a writer and life coach, met Frank, a thrice-divorced Vietnam War vet, in 2004. After their initial attraction blossomed into a marriage, Judith and Frank wanted to share their experiences with others and founded Top Gun Love, an online resource “dedicated to honestly answering love, sex and relationship questions.”

“Some say that sex is 10% of a relationship—if it’s working; but it becomes 90% if the sex is not working,” says Frank.

Their website offers webinars on such topics as “Reawaken Romance with an Adventure in the Bedroom!” and “Be Rewarded for Giving Her What She Wants!” Personal coaching is also available.

According to Frank, “To have a consistent sustainable sexual relationship requires skills and abilities for which many of us received very little (if any) training. Contrary to popular opinion, great sex does not come instinctively or just happen because we are in love. It takes training and practice in both sex and relationship to bring us the ecstatic life we want.”

“Living with and loving Frank is truly a blessing and one that can be shared. Together, we’ve got 138 years of life experience and counting, and the commitment and training to help make your love, sex and relationship dreams come true,” says Judith.

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Follow the couple on Twitter @topgunlove and us
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The results of last week’s Facebook polls

Question: Sexting is…
A. A waste of good hanky-panky thoughts. 50%
B. Dangerous for celebrities and politicians. 25%
C. The wrong way to do it. 8%
D. Idiotic. 8%
E. What I’m doing right now. 8%

Check out our Facebook page to vote on this week’s poll: “The movie my love life most resembles is…”

Results will be published next week!

And remember to enter the Zestra Glide into the Holidays Contest where you can enter to win a $500 Visa Gift Card.

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Win Tickets to Menopause The Musical

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Posted 12:56 pm, July 7th, 2010

by Rosann

If you’re in your 30′s, 40′s, or 50′s, and are looking for a LOL night with the girls, we highly recommend Menopause The Musical. Even if you haven’t hit menopause yet (there’s always perimenopause to look forward to) it’s a great way to celebrate and laugh about being a woman.

The show is based on four women who meet while shopping at Bloomingdales for lingerie and break out into song and dance about night sweats, forgetfulness, pesky chin hairs, and changes in sexual desire and arousal. Menopause The Musical features 25 songs, all of which are parodies of the classics from the 60s and 70s such as “Stayin’ Awake/Night Sweating.”  Some women claim that taking their husbands to the show helped them to gain an understanding of what we as women go through – truly remarkable.

In general, the most jarring aspect of menopause for women is the lack of control, and the feeling that someone, or something is taking over their body. And, even we admit it’s pretty hard to focus on sexual satisfaction when you are sweating through every shirt you own (towel please). Besides arming yourself with some much needed comic relief (enter MTM stage left) there are a couple of things you can do to help alleviate the symptoms and still manage to enjoy a satisfying sex life.

  • Exercise: Studies show exercise helps women deal with menopausal symptoms.
  • In Rage is not In Vogue: Meditate. Take 15 minutes to relax and unwind; keeping your stress level down will help you to better tolerate your symptoms.
  • Talk to your partner: Let your partner know what you are going through. Regular sex helps reduce stress, and a feeling of serenity is something you need now more than ever. If you are experiencing vaginal dryness, try coupling a lubricant with an arousal oil like Zestra.
Photo: Google MTM

Photo: Google MTM

We want you to laugh about the change! So this summer, we’re offering two (2) FREE tickets to Menopause The Musical®. If the show is playing in your area (sorry, travel expenses are not included) enter to win by emailing share [at] getzestra [dot] com with your funniest or most embarrassing story about menopause. Submissions are due by Monday, 9/6/2010 and the winner will be announced Tuesday, 9/7/2010 right here on our blog (with your first name and last name initial, of course). The runner-up for best story will receive a complimentary Zestra “Smitten” pack. No purchase necessary to participate, only one entry valid per participant.

And, if you want to inspire a few LOL’s too, feel free to share your story in the comment section below, or tell us via our Facebook page. We’re all ears for the good, the bad, and the sweaty.

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Rate Your Sexual Satisfaction and Get a Chance to Win Zestra

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Posted 5:35 pm, April 5th, 2010

by Rosann

Calling all mothers (a.k.a. diaper changers, carpool drivers, event planners, part-time chefs, and/or full-time miracle workers): How would you rate your sexual satisfaction? Be one of the first 100 people to answer this question on theSkinnyScoop.com, and you’ll have a chance to win a $100 Target gift card plus a Zestra gift pack this Friday. And, while you’re there, check out some of the other fun questions moms are answering like, “During what time of day do you find sex the most satisfying?”

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